The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

*Bites, gets hold of Ghost Rider's Motorcycle and shrugs him and PBA out of it, then crushes it under jaws*

[Purebreedalien]

"You're not even making any sense now, dude! What wasn't what? Please come back when you're making more sense."

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool-3.jpg

"So. That's your reason? You didn't just realise the text was perhaps wrong? OK, I guess I have said it all bu-"

*Bites, gets hold of Ghost Rider's Motorcycle and shrugs him and PBA out of it, then crushes it under jaws*

Deadpool falls to the ground with a thud.

"Ouch. Hey! Zilla! Wanna play with a stick instead like a good beast? C'mon! C'mon, go play with a stick! Oh. I see, too busy crunchin' to listen? Fine, I guess I'll..."

[Lie]

There are somethings in this world we just weren't ment to understand this fight is one of them.

[OmegaZilla]

*Leaves hold of the crunched bike, that falls on PBA with a metallic noise*

[Ghost Rider]

*Bites, gets hold of Ghost Rider's Motorcycle and shrugs him and PBA out of it, then crushes it under jaws*

[Purebreedalien]

*Leaves hold of the crunched bike, that falls on PBA with a metallic noise*

Deadpool looks up.

"Oh man, this isn't my day."

The bike hits him hard and bounces off into Omega's toe, doing literally nothing.

Deadpool collapses.

[Ghost Rider]

*Leaves hold of the crunched bike, that falls on PBA with a metallic noise*

Deadpool looks up.

"Oh man, this isn't my day."

The bike hits him hard and bounces off into Omega's toe, doing literally nothing.

Deadpool collapses.

The mortals aren't as tough as they use to be.

[OmegaZilla]

*Comes close to Ghost Rider, the head towering over the being, that merely reaches half of the lower jaws*
*Snorts and lets out a powerful breath that tosses Ghost Rider against a palace*

[Ghost Rider]

*slams into a palace.*

Time for you to return to Hell.

[OmegaZilla]

*The innatural, cosmic voice is heard again*
I've been in places... you daemon would never imagine. I've been in places that would make you rattle in fear. *Laughs* Hell is no match for me, but... if you want... I can help you returning in it.

[Lie]

*Walking down the street feeling left out, looks up*





*Moments later*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

I DARE YOU MOTHERf**kER

I f**kING DARE YOU DO IT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

[Lie]

[Ghost Rider]

*The innatural, cosmic voice is heard again*
I've been in places... you daemon would never imagine. I've been in places that would make you rattle in fear. *Laughs* Hell is no match for me, but... if you want... I can help you returning in it.

I am Ghost Rider. You have shed much innocent blood. YOU MUST BE STOPPED!!!

[Lie]