The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

*Breaks free from Master Ball and rises in a bolt of light*
*Spots glow of a vivid red as a monstrous, destructive flow of plasma violently erupts from the mouth and is directed in the nearby field, causing massive explosions*

[Ghost Rider]

* Dodges the explosions.*

What monstrosity is this?!

[Predator Queen]

{looks around for Lie}

[King Rathalos]

*re enters*
DAAAAMN!!!! That miniguns still going!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6roX3zSIVU#
*lets minigun continue automatic firing while I fly towards the bunker and attempt burning it to the ground with non stop fire balls*

[Purebreedalien]

*Uses action replay to get another masterball*
What's with the pokemon entrances guys? Makes it too easy!
*notices Minigun fire bouncing off of the bunker*
Wait before I reply...
*throws masterball at OZ and catches him*

Go attack everyone but pooley pool.
*looks at Deadpool*
Yeah I'm stealing the lines because I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!

"Oh that's it, pal!"

Deadpool jumps on Fitzgerald and puts a pistol to the side of his head.

"You wanna come into my house? That's fine by me, you leave in a body bag. But you steal my material, pieces of my mind and my trademark jokes, and that's when you leave in tuna cans that I will feed to the local &*£$%@# cats. You got that? Maybe I won't shoot you now, but you steal my thunder again, and you won't be coming back, no matter how many 'OH NOEZ I DID THIS AND THAT AND THAT MEANS I'M ALIVE' stunts you pull. Get me?"

Deadpool releases Fitz and holsters his weapon.

"I'm watching you, buttmunch."

[Ghost Rider]

Stand down Wade. He shall recieve a fate worse than death.

[Lie]

Your gonna force him to watch AVP:R 13 times back to back?

[Ghost Rider]

Your gonna force him to watch AVP:R 13 times back to back?

I'm considering that.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Your gonna force him to watch AVP:R 13 times back to back?

[Purebreedalien]

Stand down Wade. He shall recieve a fate worse than death.

"I did, didn't you see where I holstered my weapon? But if he steals my thunder again, $#!& gets real."

[Ghost Rider]

Stand down Wade. He shall recieve a fate worse than death.

"I did, didn't you see where I holstered my weapon? But if he steals my thunder again, $#!& gets real."

Good.

[King Rathalos]

Your gonna force him to watch AVP:R 13 times back to back?

I'm considering that.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

Spoiler

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[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Standing in the bunker*
How the f**k did you get inside here pool?
*Sudden explosions and thunder hits everyone*
FFFFFFUUUUUU-
WHY DID YOU GUYS IGNORE OMEGA ZILL-
*Another explosion and the ground tears apart*
FORGER IT! GET IN THE DAMN BUNKER OR ELSE WE ALL DI-
*Explosion causes the floor to sink in more*
GET IN!

[Ghost Rider]

*Standing in the bunker*
How the f**k did you get inside here pool?
*Sudden explosions and thunder hits everyone*
FFFFFFUUUUUU-
WHY DID YOU GUYS IGNORE OMEGA ZILL-
*Another explosion and the ground tears apart*
FORGER IT! GET IN THE DAMN BUNKER OR ELSE WE ALL DI-
*Explosion causes the floor to sink in more*
GET IN!

...

[Predator Queen]

*Standing in the bunker*
How the f**k did you get inside here pool?
*Sudden explosions and thunder hits everyone*
FFFFFFUUUUUU-
WHY DID YOU GUYS IGNORE OMEGA ZILL-
*Another explosion and the ground tears apart*
FORGER IT! GET IN THE DAMN BUNKER OR ELSE WE ALL DI-
*Explosion causes the floor to sink in more*
GET IN!

...

agreed