The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Let's go!

[Nope]

So i herd that there was  a giant monster fight.

A wild Goldblumasouras appears!

[Ghost Rider]

I have you now Fitzgerald.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

You never got in the damn bunker!
*Presses buttons in the bunker*

So i herd that there was  a giant monster fight.

A wild Goldblumasouras appears!

If that's what you wanna do
*masterball is thrown from the bunker and catches Shobi then goes back to the bunker and Fitz laughs*
Ha! There we go!
*Nicknames it Shobi*
Go Shobi!
*throws out masterball and Shobi appears, controlled by Fitz*
Attack Ghost Rider!

[The Ghoul]

*pimp slaps Rathalos* No one can steal my thunder b*tch.

Now get back in line before I blast a ho.





So help me god, if you try to steal my thunder one more time Rathalos I blow your FRICKEN HEAD OFF!



(OOC: I'm sick guys so I might not be back for a few days, only reason why Rathalos is getting a warning and not a hole in his head.)


I will be back!

*Flys out of the thread and off into space to get some fiber*

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool teleports back into the thread.

*In the bunker*
Who was I supposed to kill again?
*Flap opens up revealing minigun*
Haha
Doesn't matter!
*fires at Rathalos*

"You stealing my lines, boy?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws
*starts singing along and firing at the giant dragon that is Rathalos*

"YOU STOLE MY THEME?! THAT'S MINE! You wanna play this game? 'Cause guess what?"



Deadpool fires at Fitzgerald.

[King Rathalos]

*pimp slaps Rathalos* No one can steal my thunder b*tch.

Now get back in line before I blast a ho.





So help me god, if you try to steal my thunder one more time Rathalos I blow your FRICKEN HEAD OFF!



(OOC: I'm sick guys so I might not be back for a few days, only reason why Rathalos is getting a warning and not a hole in his head.)


I will be back!

*Flys out of the thread and off into space to get some fiber*

I'll never do it again!

Spoiler

For now!

[close]

Deadpool teleports back into the thread.

*In the bunker*
Who was I supposed to kill again?
*Flap opens up revealing minigun*
Haha
Doesn't matter!
*fires at Rathalos*

"You stealing my lines, boy?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk#ws
*starts singing along and firing at the giant dragon that is Rathalos*

"YOU STOLE MY THEME?! THAT'S MINE! You wanna play this game? 'Cause guess what?"



Deadpool fires at Fitzgerald.

*Fire's at Fitz along with Deadpool*

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool teleports away from the bombardment and appears behind King Rathalos.

"Howdy, that cold metal stabbing pain? That's my katana piercing your lower back."

[King Rathalos]

*gasping* I was helping you shoot at Fitz...the wording..just came out...wrong!

[Purebreedalien]

"Oh. Well, this is awkward. Howzabout we continue shooting Fitz regardless?"

Deadpool fires at Fitz with the minigun again.

[King Rathalos]

"Oh. Well, this is awkward. Howzabout we continue shooting Fitz regardless?"

Deadpool fires at Fitz with the minigun again.

I've got to go to school soooo....
*Sets minigun to automatic and auto reload till I get back from school*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

[OmegaZilla]

*Injects Omega Serum*
Wild OmegaZilla appears, too.
*The ground crumbles as what seems to be a gargantuan living mountain breaks from it, walking and stumbling*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Uses action replay to get another masterball*
What's with the pokemon entrances guys? Makes it too easy!
*notices Minigun fire bouncing off of the bunker*
Wait before I reply...
*throws masterball at OZ and catches him*

Go attack everyone but pooley pool.
*looks at Deadpool*
Yeah I'm stealing the lines because I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!

[Ghost Rider]

Hear me Fitzgerald. I am Ghost Rider. I am summoned whenever innocent blood is shed and you have shed much.