The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[King Rathalos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Fuh0-CewU#

'sup sucka's!

[Ghost Rider]

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*The body makes it inside the bunker and the door closes*
Aughuaghu
*Everyone stares at the bunker and is dead silent*
Ughyu
*in the silence the sound of a needle being used is heard*
Oooooghh.
Good to be back, good to be back.
*everyone keeps staring as the noise of about a hundred guns being loaded and readied is heard.*
Oh yeah, I need pants.
*the noise of a closet opening is heard then some bumps and a zipping noise*
K ready.
*A flap on the bunker opens up and a sniper barrel sticks out*
Hey Lie!
*Lie is shot straight in the head and the decapitated body falls over*
Thanks for the irradiation! Being brought back was so fun.
*Fitz pulls back the bolt*
I just hope it didn't reach Chupa!
*sniper goes back in*
Come at me bros!
*Flap closes*

[The Ghoul]

Gr lets tango with Rathalos

[Ghost Rider]

*The body makes it inside the bunker and the door closes*
Aughuaghu
*Everyone stares at the bunker and is dead silent*
Ughyu
*in the silence the sound of a needle being used is heard*
Oooooghh.
Good to be back, good to be back.
*everyone keeps staring as the noise of about a hundred guns being loaded and readied is heard.*
Oh yeah, I need pants.
*the noise of a closet opening is heard then some bumps and a zipping noise*
K ready.
*A flap on the bunker opens up and a sniper barrel sticks out*
Hey Lie!
*Lie is shot straight in the head and the decapitated body falls over*
Thanks for the irradiation! Being brought back was so fun.
*Fitz pulls back the bolt*
I just hope it didn't reach Chupa!
*sniper goes back in*
Come at me bros!
*Flap closes*

What the hell are you doing?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*another flap opens up*
Hmm......
*Rocket launcher sticks out*
Hahahahahahaha!
*Fires rocket launcher at First Blood*

*The body makes it inside the bunker and the door closes*
Aughuaghu
*Everyone stares at the bunker and is dead silent*
Ughyu
*in the silence the sound of a needle being used is heard*
Oooooghh.
Good to be back, good to be back.
*everyone keeps staring as the noise of about a hundred guns being loaded and readied is heard.*
Oh yeah, I need pants.
*the noise of a closet opening is heard then some bumps and a zipping noise*
K ready.
*A flap on the bunker opens up and a sniper barrel sticks out*
Hey Lie!
*Lie is shot straight in the head and the decapitated body falls over*
Thanks for the irradiation! Being brought back was so fun.
*Fitz pulls back the bolt*
I just hope it didn't reach Chupa!
*sniper goes back in*
Come at me bros!
*Flap closes*

What the hell are you doing?

He's messing with your job man! He brought me back!

[Ghost Rider]

*another flap opens up*
Hmm......
*Rocket launcher sticks out*
Hahahahahahaha!
*Fires rocket launcher at First Blood*

*The body makes it inside the bunker and the door closes*
Aughuaghu
*Everyone stares at the bunker and is dead silent*
Ughyu
*in the silence the sound of a needle being used is heard*
Oooooghh.
Good to be back, good to be back.
*everyone keeps staring as the noise of about a hundred guns being loaded and readied is heard.*
Oh yeah, I need pants.
*the noise of a closet opening is heard then some bumps and a zipping noise*
K ready.
*A flap on the bunker opens up and a sniper barrel sticks out*
Hey Lie!
*Lie is shot straight in the head and the decapitated body falls over*
Thanks for the irradiation! Being brought back was so fun.
*Fitz pulls back the bolt*
I just hope it didn't reach Chupa!
*sniper goes back in*
Come at me bros!
*Flap closes*

What the hell are you doing?

He's messing with your job man! He brought me back!

No one messes with my job.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Well he's already dead so heh.
*Flap closes and another opens*
I still can't believe OZ made this so well only the gun sticks out but the computer system in here let's you aim anyways!
*Turret opens fire on Rathalos causing him to run towards Ghost*
Attaboy, run towards death!

[Ghost Rider]

HERE COMES A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Flap closes and a microwave is heard.
Ima enjoy watching this.
(Your going for Rathalos right?)

[Ghost Rider]

Flap closes and a microwave is heard.
Ima enjoy watching this.
(Your going for Rathalos right?)

(I suppose, unless Zarathos tells me otherwise. )

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Microwave finishes*
Popcorn!
*Sound  of a bag opening and a pouring noise is heard*
Don't mind me! Go go!
Kill I'm ghost!

[King Rathalos]

Well he's already dead so heh.
*Flap closes and another opens*
I still can't believe OZ made this so well only the gun sticks out but the computer system in here let's you aim anyways!
*Turret opens fire on Rathalos causing him to run towards Ghost*
Attaboy, run towards death!

I don't run from no one! *nose dives into Fitz while unleashing a barrage of fireballs*

Flap closes and a microwave is heard.
Ima enjoy watching this.
(Your going for Rathalos right?)

(I suppose, unless Zarathos tells me otherwise. )

*ignores and continues nose diving into fitz*

[The Ghoul]

*going down an elevator to help Ghost rider.* Messing with our job, no way. damn elevator music.

[Ghost Rider]

Well he's already dead so heh.
*Flap closes and another opens*
I still can't believe OZ made this so well only the gun sticks out but the computer system in here let's you aim anyways!
*Turret opens fire on Rathalos causing him to run towards Ghost*
Attaboy, run towards death!

I don't run from no one! *nose dives into Fitz while unleashing a barrage of fireballs*

Flap closes and a microwave is heard.
Ima enjoy watching this.
(Your going for Rathalos right?)

(I suppose, unless Zarathos tells me otherwise. )

*ignores and continues nose diving into fitz*

*Catches him by the throat*

I can smell the innocent blood that has been spilt.