The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Im sorry Puba but if you dont get here in a couple seconds im locking the bunker to keep Space Pred out.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Hey hey, I'm over that shit.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

We cant risk an infection!
Puba cant be infected so hes ok but you....

[Purebreedalien]

"Goddamned.
*Mumbling heard on radio*
Anyone here know how to make Chimichangas? We can forge the money"

Dude, he's trying to screw us over.

Bastard!

You better not be trying to screw me over. I'm not sure if you're familiar with the event in which I almost pushed a teste-less, wheelchair-using old man into his own fireplace because he screwed me over? Maybe you'd like to be him?

We got him by the short ones now!

That's gross, but oh-so-true.

I've seen counterfeit dollar bills before, and I know a decent chimichanga when I taste one. If you're screwing me over, you're gonna be green with radiation posioning and have one helluva tan.

*Disables radio*

Let's go get our payment.

We have to do the job first, and aquire the target.

Yah.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Please... I am over that shit.

[SpaceMarines]

*sitting in corner of bunker*



Hello Fitz.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Paces back and forth*
Yo se clo que se debe de aser.....
*Calls in airdrop and the Chimichangas land near Puba*

*sitting in corner of bunker*

http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2005/04apr/cutsoul02.jpg

Hello Fitz.

Hello Marines....
Wait are we alone in here? Why the hell would you sneak into m- how did you sneak into here with no hands and a bird to make noise?!?!

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Let me in!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Inside the lonely room screams are heard and the group runs to the door of the room*
That was just Space Pred guys

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Look... I can be of use! I'm a Predator! From Space!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Fitz yells at wall*
WE HAVE PQ IN HERE! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!

[Purebreedalien]

An air drop?

Chimichangas?

You know what this means? We've been given half our payment for nothing.

Which means...?

Fitzgerald is afraid of me.

Which means we'll get our money for nothing if we go over there.

Possibly not. He isn't stupid. But I might be able to make him pee himself.

That's always fun!

I think I should get my money, and screw the chimichangas. Let's pay Fitz a visit.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Im not afraid!
The chimichangas were a showing that I wasnt screwing you!

[Space Sweeper]

*Grabs picture-*

*-and goes to bunker corner*

lol.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Why is even MORE pred tech not of use?!

Have you never had the dream of armies of aliens vs predators when you were a lad?!

Please!