The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Which I can totally annihilate?

[Space Sweeper]

You're next.

You're going to fight a dead machine.

Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.

[Ghost Rider]

Which I can totally annihilate?

Nope.

[Kataclysmic Kaos]

Bring it.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

You're next.

You're going to fight a dead machine.

Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.

It's consistency!!

[OmegaZilla]

Pass over my body.
*Cuts SP's arms with a Adamantium blade*

[Ghost Rider]

You're next.

You're going to fight a dead machine.

Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.

It's consistency!!

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[Space Sweeper]

You're next.

You're going to fight a dead machine.

Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.

It's consistency!!

Yeah, and it's the consistency of dog shit. Grass, tablescraps, other dog's shit, and perhaps the neighbor's cat.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Pass over my body.
*Cuts SP's arms with a Adamantium blade*

*Regenerates arm*
Youa're going to regeret that.

[Kataclysmic Kaos]

Your pain will be legendary....

[Ghost Rider]

You're next.

You're going to fight a dead machine.

Dude, SpacePredator is a dead machine. His current malfunction is spewing out stupid repetitive shit that nobody cares about. I think I'd like predxeno to come here and replace him with more relevant topics.

It's consistency!!

Yeah, and it's the consistency of dog shit. Grass, tablescraps, other dog's shit, and perhaps the neighbor's cat.

Aren't you just a ball of sunshine?

[Space Sweeper]

I try. 

[Kataclysmic Kaos]

that you do.

[Ghost Rider]

I try. 

[DJ Pu$$yface]