And you think I didn't know Monoliths are impenetrable from the outside? I developed a technology which could. I used icandoallshitzinium.
But now, my friends... it is finally ready.
*Spider Machine crawls over self's hand*
While Fitzgerald was talking, this little machine managed to transport blood cells from his body while not touching him. Then, it managed to reproduce the cells, effectively creating a centilitre of blood. Fitzgerald's blood. With Fitzgerald's DNA taken, now my ultimate weapon is ready... before that, the Spider travelled back in time, taking tissues from all of the pillowfighters that have been in there - all of them.
And now... it is ready.
*Spider's head opens, and a little syringe containing a blue liquid exits of it*
The ultimate serum! Admire its powers!
*Injects serum in the center of the chest*
Admire... it.
*Starts transforming*