The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Reaper Pred]

@Rahul  Not just a burger
ITS A MANS BURGER!!!

This?

[Reborn]

GIMMMEE MYYYY BURGAHHH!!!!!
*Steals burger back from Zilla, then proceeds to whack him with it continiously*

[Reaper Pred]

GIMMMEE MYYYY BURGAHHH!!!!!
*Steals burger back from Zilla, then proceeds to whack him with it continiously*

Try lifting it first!

[DARIAS93]

[Reborn]

YOU TOO!!
*Grabs another,bigger burger, and starts whacking Rahul continiously as well*

[Reaper Pred]

^* mumbling in his sleep*

[Reborn]

*Wakes up, sees Jack Torrance, and begins running for his life*

[DARIAS93]

[Reborn]

*Falls to knees, clutching head*

"AURRAGHHAYEARHA!!!! STOP IT!!!"

*Eyes pop, Holds hands over bleeding eyes*


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


*Head explodes*

[DARIAS93]

*Falls to knees, clutching head*

"AURRAGHHAYEARHA!!!! STOP IT!!!"

*Eyes pop, Holds hands over bleeding eyes*


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


*Head explodes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Reborn]

*Gets up, headless,blindly punches, and misses, punches again and manages to strike Jack lightly on the back of the head*

[DARIAS93]

[Reborn]

*Regrows his head and runs to the nearest bus*

"That was a close one."

*Looks behind him and sees....*

[DARIAS93]

[Reborn]

*Desperately jumps out of bus,runs down the the street, only to be run over by OmegaZilla*