The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

Hey! *Dodges Bullets*
I ain't gonna die by your hands!

[Purebreedalien]

Were you involved in the music? *Eyes narrow dramatically*

[OmegaZilla]

I am the Man without Fear.

[Purebreedalien]

You have betrayed the nature of the thread. You must be eliminated, now I am the master.

[OmegaZilla]

Bullets ain't gonna hurt me!
*Breaths*

[Purebreedalien]

[TheMonolith]

Damn. I was not able to release the secret weapon!
Oh well. Jack, our battle is over.
(Extends hand to handshake)

[Reaper Pred]

[OmegaZilla]

*Burns Cats*

[Purebreedalien]

*I am now a puddle on the floor*

Glurp.

[OmegaZilla]

*Aspirates PBA in a steel syringe and puts him in a suitcase*

[Purebreedalien]

It's dark in here, and it smells... oh wait, that's me.

[OmegaZilla]

No, you're right, it smells.
There's the Blob and the Thing right next to you.

[Reaper Pred]

*waking up zilla and purebreedalien*

[OmegaZilla]

*Burns Rahul*