The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[KiramidHead]

Kiramid slinks around behind Leatherneck, and chops his head off

Kiramid: Leatherneck? More like No Neck.

[Charles Xavier]

Leatherneck's headless body spasms, firing the rifle aimlessly. One of the bullets his Sarah and pierces her heart.

[Dovahkiin]

*Sarah cries a if she's skinned her knee.*

Sarah: Daddy, it hurts...

*The bullet pops from her chest as she regenerates. Dovahkiin strokes her head lovingly before crushing Leatherneck's spasming corpse with his boot.*

[Space Sweeper]

this is getting kinda freaky

rip sarah 2007 - 2013

[OmegaZilla]

Nah man, he'll ignore your post and stuff.

[Dovahkiin]

rip sarah 2007 - 2013

Little Sisters have a healing factor.

[OmegaZilla]

Not when it is raining anti-healing potion!

And it's been raining anti-healing potion for a while.

[Nightmare Asylum]

*bottles up anti-healing potion and begins selling it on the black market*

Any takers?

[OmegaZilla]

Stuff's falling out of the sky, man. But I would love an ornamental Kaiju skull.

[Nightmare Asylum]

If you purchase 200 crates of anti-healing potion I can sell you a skull. Otherwise, no deal.

[Dovahkiin]

Not when it is raining anti-healing potion!

And it's been raining anti-healing potion for a while.

Good thing we've been inside a tower for a really long while. 



*Dovahkiin lifts Terx2's unconscious body back up onto his shoulder and moves toward the elevator.*

[Nightmare Asylum]

What if there's a leak? Does the tower have insurance?

[OmegaZilla]

There's quite the leak man. This place crawls with rust monsters.

[Nightmare Asylum]

I hear something in the basement...

Spoiler

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[OmegaZilla]

Did I ever tell you that my favourite color is blue?