The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cal427eb]

What the hell Charles! You f**ked up the continuity of the thread! 

[Charles Xavier]

Only a little. The virus is still out, Terx is still alive and I'm still dead. 

*finds his missing wheelchair floating past him*

"Ah, so that's where you went!"

[Lie]

*Turns to Cal*

Well your doom'd I'm just gonna head to the peak of Mt Silver and jam in Susano'o

[Ghost Rider]

*gives a demonic yell and burns up most of the virus*

[Cal427eb]

Well that takes care of the virus then.

[Trainer Red]

-Mewtwo continues destroying virus with rider until its a tiny speck-

Gotcha!

-Clamps down piece of virus in air-tight container-

[Terx2]

*Uroboros breaks apart and spits me out as it is sacrificed to bring Charles back*
"Wow I have a massive headache."
*Looks of into the distance to find my house crushed by my own sealth bomber*
"Chuck you basterd I'll kill you. The cure for the virus was in my house under my mattress. Now its crushed.
*Turns on the tv which is the only thing left intact inside my house*
"Thats right fokes Uroboros has already infected Moscow, Tokyo, London, Paris, New York, Sydney and Alaska." says the tv reporter.
"Well were f**ked Uroboros is only weak to flames and high frequencies"
*Now that Chuck alters time I become infected again*
"Now that half of Earth is infected. Its not long before the rest is."
*Than ghost riders flames burn the Uroboros virus off me*
"Finally. Took you guys a while. But what about the rest of the world?"

"What in the hell is going on?"

"Long story short. Chuck released a deadly virus by taking down my stealth bomber that was gonna despose of it. Chucks dead by Lie brough him back by sacrificing an infected me but Uroboros defused itself from me hence I survived. Now we just have to clean up this mess Chuck unleashed. Did I mention it is all his fault? "

[Trainer Red]

-Container is in shards-

...

Is it... gone?

[Ghost Rider]

"Yes. For now."

[Charles Xavier]

Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*swims around casually in the spirit world*

[Trainer Red]

Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*floats around casually in the spirit world*

-Lifts hat up slightly and gives a furious glare-

..You're lucky you're already dead.

-Returns team-

...

-Tips hat to Mewtwo with a small smile and returns him too-

-Hikes back up Mt. Silver-

[Terx2]

-Container is in shards-

...

Is it... gone?

"If by gone you mean infected Alaska, Sydney, Moscow, New York, London, Paris and Tokyo than yes."
*Pulls out a flamethrower*
"Road trip! Come on out DIALGA!"
*DIALGA appears from its masterball*
*I ride off in thesun set on DIALGA's back with my flamethrower whistling*
"At least this place is safe."

Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*swims around casually in the spirit world*

"I was gonna rid it from this world till you make my bomber crash. My house is in ruins and Uroboros is still out there!"

[Trainer Red]

-Container is in shards-

...

Is it... gone?

"If by gone you mean infected Alaska, Sydney, Moscow, New York, London, Paris and Tokyo than yes."
*Pulls out a flamethrower*
"Road trip! Come on out DIALGA!"
*DIALGA appears from its masterball*
*I ride off in thesun set on DIALGA's back with my flamethrower whistling*
"At least this place is safe."

Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*swims around casually in the spirit world*

"I was gonna rid it from this world till you make my bomber crash. My house is in ruins and Uroboros is still out there!"

Well whatever, it's not bothering this side of the world anymore.

-Reaches peak and notices Lie-

...?

[Ghost Rider]

"Mind if I come up here?" "I find it peaceful, unlike everything else I know."

[Charles Xavier]

-Container is in shards-

...

Is it... gone?

"If by gone you mean infected Alaska, Sydney, Moscow, New York, London, Paris and Tokyo than yes."
*Pulls out a flamethrower*
"Road trip! Come on out DIALGA!"
*DIALGA appears from its masterball*
*I ride off in thesun set on DIALGA's back with my flamethrower whistling*
"At least this place is safe."

Well, whether I destroyed the bomber or not, it wouldn't have made much difference. The virus would have been exposed either way.

*swims around casually in the spirit world*

"I was gonna rid it from this world till you make my bomber crash. My house is in ruins and Uroboros is still out there!"

Oh really, Terx? My psychic mind-reading tells me otherwise. You were planning to spread the virus round the world, I know.   

So in theory, I kind of did a favor in trying to save the world. 

Too bad I can't fix your house though. I'm already dead, and I'm rather loving it up here! No way you can reach me now!

*continues to swim casually whilst listening to blue danube*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4#