how 'bout we make every newcomer a welcome song!
Hello new comers i say HEY!
Today is a beautiful day!
People dine, some get a fine,
but on this site all we do is SHINE!!!
Hey! hey! welcome 'new meat',
lets all go and dance to the beat,
ill jump one,
you'll jump two,
WTF is that a kangaroo?
Some like alien, others like Predator,
others just like Roger Federer?
'Cos hey! hey! welcome today
come on out an say hooray!
You may stay an egg, or become a ravager
just please don't become a scavenger!!!!
SOOOO HEY HEY! WELCOME TODAY
open your mouth and you know what to say......
HOORAAY! dun.........
(note holds, and cymbals smash)
*new comers applaud and all become ravagers the next day because of their excellent first impression*