What made you unhappy today? Part 1

[Bat Chain Puller]

He was exhaling pretty hard on the hairs that would have been a mullet in another decade. A sensation that bothers me in that prison film kinda way.

It also reminded me of the time a similar stooge was in-front of us at a screening of Return of the King, and a friend of mind 'accidentally kicked' the guys head while trying to put his foot down after being propped up on his knee for too long.



I couldn't come up with a way to 'accidentally kick' the dude behind me without it coming across as intentional.

[Cvalda]

A friend of mine went to the midnight opening of Iron Man 2, and some fat nerd in front of him literally climaxed when they brought out the Avengers shield or whatever.

I'm not kidding. My friend could smell it.

[First Blood]

What the f**k.

[Space Sweeper]

A friend of mine went to the midnight opening of Iron Man 2, and some fat nerd in front of him literally climaxed when they brought out the Avengers shield or whatever.

I'm not kidding. My friend could smell it.

[Cvalda]

Reason #12 I avoid superhero movies in the cinema

[ShadowPred]

A friend of mine went to the midnight opening of Iron Man 2, and some fat nerd in front of him literally climaxed when they brought out the Avengers shield or whatever.

I'm not kidding. My friend could smell it.

[OpenMaw]

A friend of mine went to the midnight opening of Iron Man 2, and some fat nerd in front of him literally climaxed when they brought out the Avengers shield or whatever.

I'm not kidding. My friend could smell it.

wat.

Seriously. I can understand getting excited in a movie, but orgasms? WTF!?

Iron Man 2 wasn't even all that great anyway.

[Bat Chain Puller]

A friend of mine went to the midnight opening of Iron Man 2, and some fat nerd in front of him literally climaxed when they brought out the Avengers shield or whatever.

I'm not kidding. My friend could smell it.

*gurk* I can safely say ... your friends experience trumps any one of mine.

Though someone actually got up from their seat, walked down to the bottom of the screen, and proceeded to evacuate bladder against the wall during Alien: Resurrection.

And we could hear and smell that.

[Eva]

A friend of mine once told me, she had witnessed some guy wank at a screening of Catwoman - the Halle Berry version. I don't know what's most sad - the wanking bit or the film he chose to wank at... 

But nothing beats Bat Chains story... smell and all... 

[Sharp Sticks]

jesus christ. What kind of theatre are you guys all going to and why won't someone kick out Jack Nicholson already.

[OpenMaw]

jesus christ. What kind of theatre are you guys all going to and why won't someone kick out Jack Nicholson already.

[Crazy Rich]

When I went to see The Avengers someone was flashing away with the camera taking pictures of their family.  STOP IT YOU ASSHOLE!

Dammit, but stuff like what you guys are talking I've never witnessed, as far as I remember anyway.

[Bat Chain Puller]

He owns the place.

[Space Sweeper]

jesus christ. What kind of theatre are you guys all going to and why won't someone kick out Jack Nicholson already.

"I own the place."

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8260/departed.png

He owns the place.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

I think it just comes from having a psychic link with you guys.

oh GOD, this is just proof.

[Eva]

Against the power of Bat Chains beard, there can be no victory.



G'night everybody