What made you unhappy today? Part 1

[Ghost Rider]

My father insulted me so bad that its going to be a very long time before I speak to him again.

[Sharp Sticks]

Best birthday ever became shittiest birthday ever right at the end. This too shall pass, I guess.

[Space Sweeper]

Best birthday ever became shittiest birthday ever right at the end. This too shall pass, I guess.

...A kick in the dick? Just do a highlands dance, it'll pass at a great speed.

[Sharp Sticks]

I tried that, but I tripped on one of the swords and lost a toenail. By the end of the night I felt like John McClane - bruised, emotionally distraught, surrounded by whiny asshole Europeans, but still badass.


(actually I just made that cool part up (I know it's hard to tell because I'm an amazing trickster))

[SpaceMarines]

The trick is fists with your toes.

[samoht]

Best birthday ever became shittiest birthday ever right at the end. This too shall pass, I guess.

Why what happened there Sharp Stciks?

[Sharp Sticks]

If I told you, they'd kill you too!

[Prime113]

Best birthday ever became shittiest birthday ever right at the end. This too shall pass, I guess.

Sorry to hear that, bro. Anything I can do to try and make it better?

[Sharp Sticks]

Be yourself, Oswald. That's all I ask.

I just had to tell you all that tonight was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. LOSING.

[Prime113]

Oswald?... Alright. 

Hope tomorrow turns out better for ya, man.

[Sharp Sticks]

You can't help me. Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock.

(i've seen Star Wars five-hundred times)

[Prime113]

You can't help me. Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock.

(i've seen Star Wars five-hundred times)

Hey, man, I'm just trying to be friendly. If you don't want me too then just say so.... maybe you just did.

[samoht]

I'm guessing that you don't want to talk about it, Sharp Sticks.

[Sharp Sticks]

Nah, I'm just screwing around. Sucked before, but now I'm swell.

C'mere you guys. Group cuddle. This topic needs more of that anyway.

[Prime113]

Nah, I'm just screwing around. Sucked before, but now I'm swell.

C'mere you guys. Group cuddle. This topic needs more of that anyway.

That's what I'm talking about.