It was me all along. It has been since yesterday.
And Cvalda was actually Sweeps. Also since yesterday. And none of you noticed. Fail.
We were playing an evil joke this evening to see y'all clutch your pearls in bigotry. You failed us.
In the nicest possible way, of course.
No, Sweeper isn't into dresses.
No, he isn't going to eventually have a sex change.
And neither am I.
Though I expect if this scheme had progressed further, me turning into a man would have really made the claws come out for some of you.
Shame on you.