*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[BANE]

Rick's penis would be named Godzilla.

Spoiler

According to Bane..

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No no no. Him, and therefore by extension ( ) his penis, are collectively called Pussymonster Grimes. The Clit Locator. The Narnia Mole. The Man with the Giant Cock. Or my preferred title for him:

Harem Harem The Seventh, Father of Ninety, Husband of a Thousand, and Lover of All.

[Sinister Serenity]

How about Wish You Were Here? 

[Space Sweeper]

I merely refer to Rick's cock as 'Everest', though a woman has yet to conquer it.

[Rick Grimes]

Rick's penis would be named Godzilla.

Spoiler

According to Bane..

[close]

No no no. Him, and therefore by extension ( ) his penis, are collectively called Pussymonster Grimes. The Clit Locator. The Narnia Mole. The Man with the Giant Cock. Or my preferred title for him:

Harem Harem The Seventh, Father of Ninety, Husband of a Thousand, and Lover of All.

I merely refer to Rick's cock as 'Everest', though a woman has yet to conquer it.

I'll take that as a compliment 

[Crazy Rich]

Where's Crazy Rich? Didn't he name his penis 'The Bull' or something?

I'm trying to stay away from this thread as much as possible. I only called it that once just to be less blunt but then it just sorta stuck. Though in reality I kinda prefer my penis being nameless.

[Aspie]

Gawd dammit Rick, I'm supposed to be studying, not laughing.

[Rick Grimes]

Though in reality I kinda prefer my penis being nameless.

Does it have a fistful of dollars?

[Amaterasu]

Though in reality I kinda prefer my penis being nameless.

Does it have a fistful of dollars?

The pun, the pun.

[Space Sweeper]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/6/21/quOhtqiIZ0OTgv4VQkVvpg2.jpg

If it's that in which you are addicted to eating, you've shown incredible self-restraint your whole life.

[Aspie]

 

[Crazy Rich]

Though in reality I kinda prefer my penis being nameless.

Does it have a fistful of dollars?

... okay I'll admit that was a good one.  Didn't see it coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4#

[Rick Grimes]

Enjoy the laughter while you can as I'll be in the Caribbean all next week.

[Sinister Serenity]

Will the pussy monster be scoping out the Caribbean girls?

[Amaterasu]

Though in reality I kinda prefer my penis being nameless.

Does it have a fistful of dollars?

... okay I'll admit that was a good one.  Didn't see it coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4#

Abandon Thread.

- crawls into the vent -

[SM]

How about Wish You Were Here? 

Someone gonna be laying some Pipe at the Gates of Dawn.


(Assuming one of the chicks is Rick's harem is called Dawn...)