*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[DoomRulz]

No, Facebook messaged her.

Big mistake.

I know.   

Don't jinx me bro, we're just friends right now. So it's kinda like asking if we can hang-out over the weekend. Although, I think she went to give me a hug today, as her arms were open, but I gave her a handshake goodbye instead 

You just ruined whatever chance you may have had.

[SM]

Yep, instead of projecting 'shy/ respectful' you've projected 'gay/ uncomfortable with sexuality'.

[Space Sweeper]

You may have just as well given her the time.

[SM]

Anyone else care to stick the boot in, while he's down? 

[Crazy Rich]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ#

[Aspie]

No, Facebook messaged her.

Big mistake.

I know.   

Don't jinx me bro, we're just friends right now. So it's kinda like asking if we can hang-out over the weekend. Although, I think she went to give me a hug today, as her arms were open, but I gave her a handshake goodbye instead 

[Rick Grimes]

Way to cheer me up dudes  It was more of a left-hand/half hug is what it looked like to me. I'll be sure to give her a real hug next time we see each other.

[Aspie]

Way to cheer me up dudes  It was more of a left-hand/half hug is what it looked like to me. I'll be sure to give her a real hug next time we see each other.

Too late.

[Space Sweeper]

We can only have so much of our up-cheering and advice giving put to no use before we snap and turn it into fun-making.

[Rick Grimes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VXXXX9iVPI#ws

[Aspie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VXXXX9iVPI#ws

I've never heard of a guy that actually put himself in the friendzone...

[Rick Grimes]

Not me. For now, she is in my friendzone.

[Crazy Rich]

friendzone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Q7b-vHY3Q#

By putting her in you'tre friendzone, she'll probably read it loud and clear and put you in her friendzone, because, you are "friends" afterall, so why would it be a problem for you right?

[Aspie]

Not me. For now, she is in my friendzone.

That's quite a powerful claim. Or are you just distancing yourself from disappointment?

[Space Sweeper]

Not me. For now, she is in my friendzone.

Dude. You nervously turned down a hug for a handshake.

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