In-flu-en-za

[Alienseseses]

I've caught the flu, and I've heard a lot of other peole did too.

Is there a shortage of vaccines?  I heard they did the wrong strain or something.

[Eidotemit]

Yeah, they mis-predicted which flu strain was gonna hit this year so the vaccines were wrong.

[Porkus Maximus]

How do you know it's Influenza?

If I had a £ for the number of times people tell me they've got Influenza when really it's just a cold, I'd be a very rich man.

[Eidotemit]

The doctor ran a test and found I had Influenza type A. Thats how I knew.

[Alienseseses]

How do you know it's Influenza?

If I had a £ for the number of times people tell me they've got Influenza when really it's just a cold, I'd be a very rich man.

Doctor Pytlak.

And also the fact that this does NOT feel like a cold, and it fits all descriptions.

First there was a fever, which went down, then spiked up again, then broke, leaving me feeling fluey for a little longer.

[Alienseseses]

It's been exactly one week. I went to class today for about 3 hours starting at lunch time. It was HELL.

I'm not over the flu yet.