I called all you blu-rayers hipsters about 12 minutes ago! Maybe calling people a hipster makes one a hipster. It's a double blind, the hipsters don't even know they are spreading hipster by claiming they aren't one. A secret vector for transmission of the hipster virus...
No way these glasses are hipster. These are the Wal-Mart $30 back-ups. I lost the hipster ones while peeing in the bushes at Red Rocks. It was a gentle, shrubby slope and I lost my footing.
Not while peeing, but the glasses didn't make it.
I had had a few. They were dark blue and wire-rimmed, very sexy. Brought out my eyes.
If these glasses are hipster, then they're hocking the hipster trend to the proletariat wally world masses, and there's some sinister social meaning behind it.