Hi everyone. I'm looking for a match.
Name: Betthany Anne Hilda Mary Johnson
Hair Colour: Blonde (Blondes do have more fun.)
Eye Colour: Blue (I know, I know... blonde hair, blue eyes. I'm blessed.)
Favourite Colour: Yellow (It's one of the primary colours you know and it's bright and cheerful like me.)
Favourite Movie: Any movie from IMDb's Top 250 list. (If it's not on there, it's probably not good.)
Favourite Artist: Any artist that is topping the charts currently. (Except that Lady Gaga person. She's satan's child.)
Favourite Pastimes: Gardening, reading 'O' Magazine, cooking (I'm a vegan), listening to the radio, taking bubble baths, going to church.
Favourite TV Show: Oprah but unfortunately that has ended. Luckily I've recorded every single episode to enjoy whenever I please. My VHS collection is in mint condition.
Occupation: Secretary
My ideal match would be somebody who likes cats. Poor Snowball and Mittens have gone to heaven but the taxidermist did a fantastic job at capturing their personalities. They're near the entrance to my home - it's as if they're greeting me whenever I get back home from work. My other cats (Felix, Trixy, Whiskers, Mowzers, Thomas, Oprah, Tina, Celine, Jonesy and Vera) are all wonderful and potty trained. They have all learned to flush except for Celine - she has a naughty streak and still sometimes does her business in the garden.
I would like a well mannered and well presented man to cook and clean for. I would love to have kids someday and I've already purchased baby supplies and am well prepared for a girl or boy.
I know I will be an amazing housewife.
I would prefer somebody who is a virgin as I am too a virgin. Our wedding night should be special.
So, don't be shy and let's meet up. All I ask is that you're not some creepy man. Only normal men need apply, teehee.
xoxoxoxo