Started by Corporal Hicks, Dec 10, 2006, 12:19:56 PM
Quote from: Aeus on Jun 16, 2011, 01:09:11 AMIs it wrong that what annoys me most is the lack of junk armour?
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 16, 2011, 01:11:53 AMQuote from: Aeus on Jun 16, 2011, 01:09:11 AMIs it wrong that what annoys me most is the lack of junk armour?Cortana's got that covered.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 16, 2011, 01:15:02 AMQuote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 16, 2011, 01:11:53 AMQuote from: Aeus on Jun 16, 2011, 01:09:11 AMIs it wrong that what annoys me most is the lack of junk armour?Cortana's got that covered....
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 16, 2011, 01:22:44 AMNo, I just didn't expect anything that sexually implicit from you.
Quote from: Aeus on Jun 16, 2011, 01:24:49 AMI lol'd.And then got saddened by the realisation that Chief is a 40 year old virgin who's in love with a computer construct.No wonder he appeals to nerds so much.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 16, 2011, 01:30:21 AMMust kill him to have that sexy voice in his ear head giving him nothing but combat strategy and enemy intel.
Quote from: Aeus on Jun 16, 2011, 01:35:34 AMQuote from: Space Sweeper on Jun 16, 2011, 01:30:21 AMMust kill him to have that sexy voice in his ear head giving him nothing but combat strategy and enemy intel.He gets that cool feeling in his brain/spine as well. I imagine it's like an orgasm, but it never ends so that Chief is constantly being pleasured by Cortana's presence. And I won't hear a word against it.