Road House 2
Started this with crazy low expectations, but it offers almost as much braindead radtasticness as the original. There's enough cheesy dialogue, roundhouse kicks and William Ragsdale (?) to ensure it's not a total dump on the original's cult legacy. Killing off Dalton between films was pretty lame, but a lack of Swayze is made up for by 100% more Jake Busey. Watching him chew that scenery is a beautiful sight...
But there's no half-naked Tai Chi sequence! That's just not right.