I hate envy. My coworkers were jealous of me because the gorgeous girl in the company was constantly flirting with me.
The only thing they did was make fun with comments such as "Congratulations! on which streaming platform I can watch the flick
" or "going out to dinner with your mom doesn't count, dude
"...
I can't even begin to explain how absolute and painfully beautiful this girl was, so we start dating. These must have been the happiest 2 months of my life. She was smart, happy, educated and had some geeky hobbies too. So I asked her to be my girlfriend, and she said yes! 💝💘💖😍
Until a dark and depressing Monday she didn't come to work. Fearing the worst and heartbroken to pieces I asked everyone I knew in the building for her whereabouts, even my boss. He just replied: "Stop messing around and go back to work. So please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow." There was nothing *sigh*
I finally gave up, and resigned myself to my depressing work environment plagued by shitty people *more sigh* with my evil coworkers still making fun of me: "Callie who? There's no one with that name working here. Hell! there's no woman working at the funeral home at all. You crazy bastard!
"
I hate envy.