What made you unhappy today? Part 1

[Space Sweeper]

EEV, I just want to go ahead and present you with the "Most Unhappy Member" award.
And I mean "Unhappy" in the Clint Eastwood kinda way where it's at the point of badassery.

[First Blood]

It provides the vehicle with speed and torque. I turned the truck on and the f**ker went about 20 feet before stopping and couldn't move at all.

I lol'd.

But only because I lol at just about everything that people describe as "the f**ker". 

Well it is! 

[Vulhala]

You're American. You should know better than to buy one of your own cars 

[First Blood]

You're American. You should know better than to buy one of your own cars 

I think its time to get one of those Japanese vehicles. They really know how to make em' last. 

[EEV2650]

EEV, I just want to go ahead and present you with the "Most Unhappy Member" award.
And I mean "Unhappy" in the Clint Eastwood kinda way where it at the point of badassery.

Well thank you then...I guess

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[Space Sweeper]

A Very Fatale Christmas is clenching my scrotum. The AvPGA final recount was a bitch too, but it was worth it.

[SpaceMarines]

Never been too high up that ladder.

Soooooooo you want to be popular... 

I didn't say that. I'm fine where I am.

A Very Fatale Christmas is clenching my scrotum.

Well, at least it's not tying them in a knot. While bending you backwards, to boot.

[Space Sweeper]

A Very Fatale Christmas is clenching my scrotum.

Well, at least it's not tying them in a knot. While bending you backwards, to boot.

[SpaceMarines]

Easy Mel. There's no pack after you.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

i am going to post now to reserve the spot until i think of a dirtier joke.

[Gate]

I threw my 100% cotton jacket down next to my black friend and demanded him to pick it up.


Later, I realized he had wrote 'KKK' on the back of my hood....

The trip to my second exam was fun!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

turn the K's into R's.

[Ghost Rider]

I found out that I'm failing a class.

[EEV2650]

I just made a f**k up at work. I gave a guy his paycheck when my boss had told me not too until he returned his uniforms. Thats two f**k ups at work where my boss is involved. It's been a really bad f**king day. It doesnt help that I'm paired up with a gossipy, back stabbing, Rat of a coworker. I called the boss lady to tell her directly that the mistake was mine. She just mumbled ok. Now I'm scared for my job. This doesnt ever happen. I'm always on top of my game here at work. I guess I'm mainly nervous because my boss has been looking to fire some people here lately. Wish me luck that this will blow over mates.

[Space Sweeper]

Kick her in the c**t. She'll probably think she just got laid and let you off the hook.