What made you unhappy today? Part 1

[TheMonolith]

While clearing some muck out of the lake by our house, the wheelbarrow tipped over, spilling it on the yard. I was able to get most of it, but I hope it doesn't kill the grass in that area.

[SpaceMarines]

Bike seats can get quite uncomfortable. Especially when you're sitting on them for almost an hour.

[Lie]

^ Shit. 

Do you mean motorbike seats or the straight up your ass if you crash into anything bike seats?

[SpaceMarines]

f**k...

Uh, I mean bicycle seats.

But seriously, f**k.

[TheMonolith]

Oh God!
Please tell me that is fake! PLEASE!
I don't care if you lie and say it is, just tell me that isn't real!
(Runs into closet and locks the door)

[Lie]

For Mono;

It's not real man, it can't and won't happen to you.

For everyone else;

Spoiler

Shit Happens.

[close]

[TJ Doc]

Do you mean motorbike seats or the straight up your ass if you crash into anything bike seats?

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/78%20See%20What%20Happens%20When%20You%20Steal%20Bike%20Seats.jpg

Well... at least that's an innovative method of rupturing your anus. 

[scarhunter92]

^ Shit. 

Do you mean motorbike seats or the straight up your ass if you crash into anything bike seats?

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/78%20See%20What%20Happens%20When%20You%20Steal%20Bike%20Seats.jpg

San Fermines?

[SpaceMarines]

Do you mean motorbike seats or the straight up your ass if you crash into anything bike seats?

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/78%20See%20What%20Happens%20When%20You%20Steal%20Bike%20Seats.jpg

Well... at least that's an innovative method of rupturing your anus. 

And the world needed another way?

[Lie]

^ Shit. 

Do you mean motorbike seats or the straight up your ass if you crash into anything bike seats?

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/78%20See%20What%20Happens%20When%20You%20Steal%20Bike%20Seats.jpg

San Fermines?

*Claps*

Bravo! 

What gave it away the red belt, the clean street? 

[SpaceMarines]

 

[chupacabras acheronsis]

what a better way to pop your man-cherry than with a bull horn in front of hundreds of people?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

^ Oh man....
Ive seen so many videos and they were brutal but....
oh man.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

you have not seen anything yet, Skippy.

you only realize what can't be useen once it has been seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kugSYYQcd8g

im sorry for doing this to you 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I might watch that.....
later. Not now, not now.