What made you unhappy today? Part 1

[chupacabras acheronsis]

He'd probably f**k them

[Cvalda]

He needs to be incinerated, Holloway style.

Scabies mites can survive without a human host for 24 to 36 hours.

Well, that's promising. He's been gone for ages, I don't touch his shit, and I havent felt itchy---

Symptoms typically appear two to six weeks after infestation for individuals never before exposed to scabies. However, it is not unknown for symptoms to appear after several months or years.

[Eva]

Symptoms typically appear two to six weeks after infestation for individuals never before exposed to scabies. However, it is not unknown for symptoms to appear after several months or years.

[Cvalda]

Fundamentalist anti-sex types should use my roommate as an example in their abstinence classes.

I am never going to have sex with anyone ever again ever.

[Space Sweeper]

What about erotic peeing?

[Cvalda]

Nope. Unfortunately that will have to remain an indulgence forever sealed when I close and lock my love gate for all eternity now.

[Eva]

I am never going to have sex with anyone ever again ever.

Wait, not even....

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[Cvalda]

Goddamn you, Eva.

My weakness.

[Eva]

Goddamn you, Eva.

My weakness.

Spoiler

To add, Danny is so awesome he repels black goo scabies disease, so you guys are safe

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[Cvalda]

Of all the Prometheus boarders to be searching my post history for the past 15 minutes...

[BANE]

Earlier today he spent 20 minutes looking at the Hot Woman thread.

Masturbatin' and stalkin'...all part of a days work for 18092 whatever the f**k.

[Space Sweeper]

Earlier today he spent 20 minutes looking at the Hot Woman thread.

Masturbatin' and stalkin'...all part of a days work for 18092 whatever the f**k.

Oh god, why is everybody so "on" comedically today? 

[Cvalda]

GOOD GOD. How much do you need, man?

[Novak 1334]

Finiding out my ex has f**ked one of my best friends, wow betrayed by the girl I love and a friend in the space of a week...

The powers that be are really f**king me over this month!! 

[BANE]

Leave a burning plastic flamingo on her doorstep.