What made you unhappy today? Part 1

Started by Purebreedalien, Jun 26, 2008, 08:54:58 PM

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Cap. Fitzgerald

Well you win if you were trying to
A. Gain weight
B. Develop Diabetes
C, Kill your liver and kidneys

Space Sweeper

Space Sweeper

#8086
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 19, 2011, 05:53:47 AM
The only thing worse than that is dem haters hatin' dem sum Stah Wahs.
f**k dem hatuhz.

Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 19, 2011, 05:53:47 AM
But that's still pretty bad. Chocolate chip?
Double.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 19, 2011, 05:54:46 AM
Well you win if you were trying to
A. Gain weight
B. Develop Diabetes
C, Kill your liver and kidneys
How about trying to have a super hardcore bitchin' time, sippin' up on dat milk and crunchin' dem cookies down tuh bitz?

Sharp Sticks

Sharp Sticks

#8087
Brutal, man. Double chocolate chip...brutal.

EEV2650

EEV2650

#8088
mmm cookies

Cap. Fitzgerald

You sit there at your desktop thinking what? I wonder.
That you will escape the coming cavities?
Your teeth will decay until they are but glass!
And not even your toothpaste will be able to save you.

Space Sweeper

Space Sweeper

#8090
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 19, 2011, 06:13:40 AM
You sit there at your desktop thinking what? I wonder.
Well, let's see...

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 19, 2011, 06:13:40 AM
That you will escape the coming cavities?
Yeah, that probably came in somewhere.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 19, 2011, 06:13:40 AM
Your teeth will decay until they are but glass!
No, I think it was sex after that.

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 19, 2011, 06:13:40 AM
And not even your toothpaste will be able to save you.
And then Epic Box for a bit.

I don't know, I wasn't very organized.  :-\

EEV2650

EEV2650

#8091
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 19, 2011, 06:13:40 AM
You sit there at your desktop thinking what? I wonder.
That you will escape the coming cavities?
Your teeth will decay until they are but glass!
And not even your toothpaste will be able to save you.

When did cookies become comparable to toxic waste  :D

Sharp Sticks

Sharp Sticks

#8092
I like the part about the sex.

Cap. Fitzgerald

Oh man you people astound me with your wit

EEV2650

EEV2650

#8094
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 19, 2011, 06:22:48 AM
I like the part about the sex.

So did I

Space Sweeper

Space Sweeper

#8095
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Jan 19, 2011, 06:24:47 AM
Oh man you people astound me with your wit

Sharp Sticks

Sharp Sticks

#8096
Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Jan 19, 2011, 06:22:48 AM
I like the part about the sex.

Oh, and the Prophet of Truth. [/moresophisticated]

Cap. Fitzgerald


Space Sweeper

Space Sweeper

#8098
Oh, come on.. my response wasn't that bad.

SpaceMarines

SpaceMarines

#8099
Now I want some f**kin' cookies. And we ran out today. >:(

Gonna hafta settle for rice crackers with Nutella, I guess...

*sigh*

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