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[Novak 1334]

The last time something like this happened to me, I had locked myself in a phonebox and claimed to be Doctor Who... best 80 pounds I ever spent.  When the desk sergeant filled in his report at the station, he spent most of it laughing. 

[whiterabbit]

http://www.today.com/style/j-c-penney-employee-sent-home-wearing-shorts-she-bought-t35181

Saw that in the same article as the cup-o-noodle link... haha stupidest thing I've read in a while. Oh and I mean the women trying to make this into a big deal and not the fricken commonsense dress policy jc penny has.

[PVTDukeMorrison]

That's just retarded, it's not like she's wearing booty shorts

[whiterabbit]

That's just retarded, it's not like she's wearing booty shorts

She's working at an establishment with a clearly defined dress code. Imagine if a cop showed up at the police station dressed in jeans. He'd be sent home too. Come to think about it, most department stores do not allow you to wear shorts, it's either pants or a knee length skirt. I'm sure at the local surf shop booty wear would be fine.

[PVTDukeMorrison]

That's just retarded, it's not like she's wearing booty shorts

She's working at an establishment with a clearly defined dress code. Imagine if a cop showed up at the police station dressed in jeans. He'd be sent home too. Come to think about it, most department stores do not allow you to wear shorts, it's either pants or a knee length skirt. I'm sure at the local surf shop booty wear would be fine.

Take back what I said actually, I didn't know that JC Penny had a defined dress code that prevented shorts. When I worked at GAP and Marks Work Wearhouse they were fine with shorts just so long as your ass wasn't hanging out.

[DoomRulz]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-tries-to-eat-crack-cocaine-in-front-of-cops-police-say_55c104ebe4b0a50ad0aaa6e2

It sounds hard to swallow but police said a woman in Douglas, Georgia, was eating crack cocaine while officers arrested her.

dat mugshot

[OmegaZilla]

The last time something like this happened to me, I had locked myself in a phonebox and claimed to be Doctor Who... best 80 pounds I ever spent.  When the desk sergeant filled in his report at the station, he spent most of it laughing.

best laugh of the week. Thank you.

[Gate]

Although I am compelled by Christie's dedication, I'm also feeling a tad insulted he wants to throw away our fundamental principles in the name of safety. As a friend of mine once said, if you sacrifice freedom for protection, you'll likely get neither.

[Ratchetcomand]

http://wgntv.com/2015/08/07/did-nasas-curiosity-rover-take-a-picture-of-a-lady-on-mars/

[whiterabbit]

My goodness people see bewbs in the darnedest places.

[Corporal Hicks]

There was also that recent picture of the "crab" on Mars.

[Ratchetcomand]

They always find random shit on Mars. I bet you the crab ends up being a rock.

[whiterabbit]

I'm surprised no one has spotted a toilet yet.

[DoomRulz]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lizard-man-scares-south-carolina-residents_55c126ece4b05c05b01f67f4

A woman left a church in Bishopville, South Carolina, on Sunday, and was understandably startled at the sight of someone -- or some-THING -- running in front of some trees. The shock lasted long enough for her to get a grip on her senses -- as well as her phone --  to snap a picture of what looks like a fast-moving lizard man.

Reptilians are real!!!!!!!111!!

[System Apollo]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lizard-man-scares-south-carolina-residents_55c126ece4b05c05b01f67f4

A woman left a church in Bishopville, South Carolina, on Sunday, and was understandably startled at the sight of someone -- or some-THING -- running in front of some trees. The shock lasted long enough for her to get a grip on her senses -- as well as her phone --  to snap a picture of what looks like a fast-moving lizard man.

Reptilians are real!!!!!!!111!!

Someone call Kirk...