"When Sergeant Mendez told me to 'become the weapon'..."
"Chief, status report!" "...Can't see shit, sir. Chest is blocking visor..."
"Sup, Chief. Say, my legs are about to give out, so if you would--"
"--OH! Ohhhh dear lord, there we go."
Believe it or not, this is milliseconds before Chief efforlessly swipes out a video-log with four fingers. Aren't those supposed to be inside the helmet itself, not resting on the inside where the head goes?
"Tell them... I died... with my finger on the trigger, sir.
But I still didn't fire my weapon."
"AW f**k, MAN, WHAT f**kIN' WAY, MAN!?"