Started by Terx2, Dec 05, 2012, 05:12:31 AM
Quote from: KiramidHead on Mar 22, 2022, 12:30:05 AMQuote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 22, 2022, 12:14:43 AMQuote from: Stitch on Mar 21, 2022, 10:54:46 PMCruel Jaws (AKA Jaws 5)Wow. Just... Wow. It's like MST3K bad. One of the main characters is pound-shop Hulk Hogan, and the main theme is Star Wars, but slightly rearranged to not infringe copyright.It's hilariously bad. Apparently well out of print on blu-ray, but it's on YouTube right now. I don't even know whether to recommend it or not. It's awful, but watchable because you want to see how bad it gets next. Like the disabled girl in a wheelchair who starts swimming when she's pushed into the water, or the pump action shotgun which one of the characters mimes using, but doesn't even have a barrel flash when the end of the barrel is onscreen the whole time, or the city official who's using a machine gun in a helicopter with no training and no recoil.It's... It's a film.Sounds like 'so bad, it's good' also why is it called Jaws 5? I believe it was an Italian knockoff movie that presented itself as an actual Jaws sequel.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 22, 2022, 12:14:43 AMQuote from: Stitch on Mar 21, 2022, 10:54:46 PMCruel Jaws (AKA Jaws 5)Wow. Just... Wow. It's like MST3K bad. One of the main characters is pound-shop Hulk Hogan, and the main theme is Star Wars, but slightly rearranged to not infringe copyright.It's hilariously bad. Apparently well out of print on blu-ray, but it's on YouTube right now. I don't even know whether to recommend it or not. It's awful, but watchable because you want to see how bad it gets next. Like the disabled girl in a wheelchair who starts swimming when she's pushed into the water, or the pump action shotgun which one of the characters mimes using, but doesn't even have a barrel flash when the end of the barrel is onscreen the whole time, or the city official who's using a machine gun in a helicopter with no training and no recoil.It's... It's a film.Sounds like 'so bad, it's good' also why is it called Jaws 5?
Quote from: Stitch on Mar 21, 2022, 10:54:46 PMCruel Jaws (AKA Jaws 5)Wow. Just... Wow. It's like MST3K bad. One of the main characters is pound-shop Hulk Hogan, and the main theme is Star Wars, but slightly rearranged to not infringe copyright.It's hilariously bad. Apparently well out of print on blu-ray, but it's on YouTube right now. I don't even know whether to recommend it or not. It's awful, but watchable because you want to see how bad it gets next. Like the disabled girl in a wheelchair who starts swimming when she's pushed into the water, or the pump action shotgun which one of the characters mimes using, but doesn't even have a barrel flash when the end of the barrel is onscreen the whole time, or the city official who's using a machine gun in a helicopter with no training and no recoil.It's... It's a film.
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Mar 22, 2022, 09:28:07 AMThe Italians used to do that shit all the time, there's a bunch of unofficial Italian sequels to popular Hollywood movies. Have you never heard of the Italian Alien 2?
Quote from: WIZARDSxNEVERxDIE on Mar 23, 2022, 03:42:16 AMThe Abyss (1989) Special Edition Great film! 🌊🦑⛵💧💦🚰🌊🌊🌊
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 23, 2022, 06:05:57 AMQuote from: WIZARDSxNEVERxDIE on Mar 23, 2022, 03:42:16 AMThe Abyss (1989) Special Edition Great film! 🌊🦑⛵💧💦🚰🌊🌊🌊It is !
Quote from: Gentleman Death on Mar 23, 2022, 02:06:49 PMQuote from: WIZARDSxNEVERxDIE on Mar 23, 2022, 03:42:16 AMThe Abyss (1989) Special Edition Great film! 🌊🦑⛵💧💦🚰🌊🌊🌊I've been wanting to rewatch this for some time but keep reading about the movie being upgraded so I've been cautiously waiting...years now ha....
Quote from: WIZARDSxNEVERxDIE on Mar 24, 2022, 01:40:49 PMThe Matrix Revolutions (2003)
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 24, 2022, 03:03:47 PMQuote from: WIZARDSxNEVERxDIE on Mar 24, 2022, 01:40:49 PMThe Matrix Revolutions (2003)Man, I love that movie"Why, Mr, Anderson ? Why, why, why, why .do you persist !?"Probably the last movie I watched before everything started
Quote from: KiramidHead on Mar 25, 2022, 03:58:51 AMRed Dawn (1984)WOLVERINES!
