Pistol Whipped (2008)
Sometimes I wonder why I watch some of the shit that I do. Take this for example, it's Steven Seagal playing Steven Seagal (big surprise) who takes contracts from Lance Heriksen to kill people. It sounds good on paper. And maybe it would have worked say, 20 years ago when both actors were at their prime, and Seagal was still considered sexy. But now? It's f**king hilarious. The editing it pretty vomit educing and the action, if you can call it that, is hilariously bad. I may have to wash the bad taste of this movie outta my mouth later with Damien Chazelle's First Man.