Was chillin on the high seas, minding my own business. Grabbed myself a sandwich, as I could hear my own voice begin a sarcastic narration of my activities. I paid it no mind.
When suddenly, everything went to sh*t, as it obviously would. And I found myself with no options but to ride the ship down into the sea. I finished the sandwich.
As the water came over my toes, there was panic, but it was manly panic. The next thing I knew, I was standing in a swimming pool, with a tiny toy boat under my feet. I quickly began to look in all directions, to make sure I hadn't been seen.
Satisfied that some manner of sun exposure had led me to hallucinate, I retrieved the toy boat, and proceeded to play with it.