Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 21, 2023, 07:38:40 PMYeah but ChatGPT is dumb and bad.
Just for that:
Let's not mince words here: both Prometheus and Alien: Covenant have committed cinematic crimes against the beloved Alien universe, seemingly with the singular goal of distorting, diluting, and outright damaging the intriguing lore established by Ridley Scott's original Alien, and James Cameron's unassailable sequel, Aliens.
Prometheus, billed as a high-concept science fiction epic, attempted to delve into the origins of mankind, promising a rich tapestry of philosophical exploration. Instead, we were delivered a convoluted mess of narrative threads that unraveled faster than a Xenomorph in a ventilation shaft. We were presented with a team of scientists who, despite their alleged expertise, displayed the survival instincts of lemmings, engaging in a set of actions that were mind-boggling in their stupidity.
Then there's the matter of the Engineers. These 'precursors' to our fearsome Xenomorphs, rather than enhancing the Alien universe, served to strip away the terrifying mystery that made the original creature so compelling. The Alien universe didn't need a creation myth; the unknown origins of the Xenomorphs were part of their allure, and to explain it in such a slapdash manner was an affront to the fans.
Next, we come to Alien: Covenant, which attempted to course correct the narrative missteps of Prometheus. It proved, however, to be a false dawn. The same disdain for coherent storytelling and character development persisted. The plot lurched from one absurd scenario to another, continuing the trend of supposedly smart people making terribly unsmart decisions.
Perhaps the most egregious sin of Alien: Covenant, though, was its treatment of the Xenomorphs. Turning them into the creations of a rogue android – the petulant David – didn't just defy the established lore, it spat acid blood in its face. This twist didn't make the creatures more terrifying; it made them feel manufactured, cheapened, and ultimately undermined the spine-tingling horror they once embodied.
Both Prometheus and Alien: Covenant are guilty of over-explaining a universe that thrived on ambiguity and mystery. Instead of deepening our understanding of the Alien world, they complicated it, muddled it, and stripped it of its majestic terror. These films didn't extend the lore; they irreparably fractured it, and the Alien franchise is poorer for their existence.
Sincerely,
ChatGPT