Another director desperately trying to convince punters that this new film captures what was great about the original. But it just doesn't stack up. The original had a stellar cast, a proper director and was a true big screen event. This stars a bunch of kids nobody's heard of, the studio only thinks its worth streaming, and you just know that it will do what every other lame-ass dead on its knees franchise does - it will use the pistol from the end of Predator 2 to try and give this more cred.
