The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.

[Ghost Rider]

*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.

*burns SP's lower half.* Now you have no balls.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

OW!

*Regenerates lower half*

You really want to do this?

*Kicks GR in the balls and breaks them*

[OmegaZilla]

*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.

You wish. *Stabs SP's crotch with Predator blades*

[Ghost Rider]

OW!

*Regenerates lower half*

You really want to do this?

*Kicks GR in the balls and breaks them*

I have no balls.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.

You wish. *Stabs SP's crotch with Predator blades*

ARRGH! *Punches OZ*

OW!

*Regenerates lower half*

You really want to do this?

*Kicks GR in the balls and breaks them*

I have no balls.

[Ghost Rider]

*Lower half kicks OZ in the balls, I stitch myself together and take his sword*

That HURTS.

You wish. *Stabs SP's crotch with Predator blades*

ARRGH! *Punches OZ*

OW!

*Regenerates lower half*

You really want to do this?

*Kicks GR in the balls and breaks them*

I have no balls.

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Flaming skeletons have no flesh.

[OmegaZilla]

*Avoids punch, grabs SP's arm in a bolt quick movement and twists it, breaking the bone*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Twists arm back, hitting OZ in the face sending him stumbling*

Ghost... BAHAHAHAHA.... girl.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*jumps in*

Speaking of testicles, how do i deal with the itch from shaving?

[OmegaZilla]

Ghost... BAHAHAHAHA.... girl.

You're no better. *Spits acid in SP's crotch, melting it*

*jumps in*

Speaking of testicles, how do i deal with the itch from shaving?

Use Silkepil!

[Ghost Rider]

*Twists arm back, hitting OZ in the face sending him stumbling*

Ghost... BAHAHAHAHA.... girl.

...

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*jumps in*

Speaking of testicles, how do i deal with the itch from shaving?

Use Silkepil!

phew, thanks. my balls are on fire man, its like humping an ant hill.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Regenerates crotch*

[Ghost Rider]

*jumps in*

Speaking of testicles, how do i deal with the itch from shaving?

Use Silkepil!

phew, thanks. my balls are on fire man, its like humping an ant hill.

You-no nevermind, I don't want to know.