The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Damn it OZ! How many times have I told you not to do that?

*Sews self back together*

Go invade Candyland.

[Ghost Rider]

Damn it OZ! How many times have I told you not to do that?

*Sews self back together*

Go invade Candyland.

Glad we see eye-to-eye, if you do that again, you will be tortured for eternity in Hell.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Damn it OZ! How many times have I told you not to do that?

*Sews self back together*

Go invade Candyland.

Glad we see eye-to-eye, if you do that again, you will be tortured for eternity in Hell.

I thought this thread was about killing eachother?

Dang, have I been mislead.

[Ghost Rider]

Damn it OZ! How many times have I told you not to do that?

*Sews self back together*

Go invade Candyland.

Glad we see eye-to-eye, if you do that again, you will be tortured for eternity in Hell.

I thought this thread was about killing eachother?

Dang, have I been mislead.

It is, but i defend my allies.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Oh, okay. Sorry Ghoulie.

[OmegaZilla]

Do what?
*Severes SP's arm and uses it as a nunchaku*
Kiya.

[Ghost Rider]

Do what?
*Severes SP's arm and uses it as a nunchaku*
Kiya.

What?

[The Ghoul]

*patches himself up and than picks food out of his teeth with the spear than puts it down.* We need some music.


*puts on some music and does some stupid toad hermit dance*

Oh, okay. Sorry Ghoulie.

Its no biggy *continues danceing.*


Wait didn't Omega just cut Ghost Rider?

*hits omega with a stick* Bad boy go do that somewhere else! That's what tenis balls are for!

[DJ Pu$$yface]

INVADE CANDYLAND YOU STUPID SON OF A-

I mean... invade Candyland, would you kindly Omega?

*Attaches arm*

[OmegaZilla]

SP told me to not do that.
Do what, I asked.
And I ask it again.
What?
*severes SP's left leg*

Wait didn't Omega just cut Ghost Rider?

*hits omega with a stick* Bad boy go do that somewhere else! That's what tenis balls are for!

Dude.
I cut SpacePredator.

INVADE CANDYLAND YOU STUPID SON OF A-

I mean... invade Candyland, would you kindly Omega?

*Attaches arm*

Nope.
I shall invade
YOUR MIND
*Invades SP's mind*

[Ghost Rider]

SP told me to not do that.
Do what, I asked.
And I ask it again.
What?
*severes SP's left leg*

Wait didn't Omega just cut Ghost Rider?

*hits omega with a stick* Bad boy go do that somewhere else! That's what tenis balls are for!

Dude.
I cut SpacePredator.

INVADE CANDYLAND YOU STUPID SON OF A-

I mean... invade Candyland, would you kindly Omega?

*Attaches arm*

Nope.
I shall invade
YOUR MIND
*Invades SP's mind*

This is good.

[The Ghoul]

Sorry I drank too much than my bad. 


O.o Did omega just invade SP's mind?

[Ghost Rider]

Sorry I drank too much than my bad. 


O.o Did omega just invade SP's mind?

Yes.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Reattaches leg and invades Omegas mind while he is invading mine*

[The Ghoul]

  Body switch now, oh my.

*Looks at his pipe* Did i buy the right stuff to smoke?