The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Ghost Rider]

*Wraps whip around Cleese's neck, pulls and beheads him straight off*

You know they already tried that.
It doen't work.

(Gets hit with brick.)

*sees Mono.*

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!!!!!

[TheMonolith]

(Sits up)

Once I am done with my concussion here.

(Plops back down.)

[OmegaZilla]

*Headbites Cleese, then impales him with tail, beats him up, and strikes predator blade up from his chin to his forehead*

[TheMonolith]

Cleese finds your joke amusing.


Now I think you and I should settle this.

(Takes scissors and snips off burning end of cigar.)

[OmegaZilla]

*Looks incredulous at ruined cigar*
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!
*Headbutts Cleese twice*
*grabs his bleeding head and rams him against the ground, thrice*
*snaps his neck and rips his spine off his body*
No joke, shit happens.
*throws bloody skull on the ground and crushes it under the bare foot, splattering brains and blood everywhere*
*Grabs flamethrowers and incinerates what remains*
You f**king don't cut my f**king cigars.

[TheMonolith]

The lord Cleese feels he doen't like to be poked, so he leaves.

(Notices he is now alone)
Well this wasn't supposed to happen.
(Takes out Cuban and starts smoking it.)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Who wants to torture Anderson and the Strause bros?

[Purebreedalien]

Whew, I've been freed!

Now to try and identify who duct taped me to the chair in the first place...

[DJ Pu$$yface]

It's you. Again.

[OmegaZilla]

*Breaks SP's gun*
Nope man,
nope.

[TheMonolith]

Hmm. PBA, this is a very interesting case.

It might have been Kurt Russel, Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.
I heard they had teamed up with John Cleese.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Aw dude, your cramping my styyyle!

[TheMonolith]

Sorry.

I do have some katanas lying around that are in need of some Strauses to go in though.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

You knowz what? Never freakin mind.

I'll kill John Cleese.

[Purebreedalien]

Sorry.

I do have some katanas lying around that are in need of some Strauses to go in though.

Uh, I own twin katanas. Kinda my trademark. *Takes back his katanas*

I now have reason to believe it was you who duct taped me to the chair....