The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

Shoots OmegaZilla in da face with AK-47.

How's that?

*Extracts steaming bullet from wound hole with a cracking sound*
Tickle.
*Takes out arm cannons and fires plasma bolts at Geronimo, blasting him away*

Pfffft. Think of something more imaginitive!
OZ i challenge YOU to a pokemon battle!

POKEMANZ!
I choose you, Tyranitar!

[Nope]

Mel Gibson i choose you! Rant attack!

[OmegaZilla]

Eh?

*Retreats Tyranitar*

Well well
*Throws Pokèball*



*Burt Gummer blasts Mel Gibson away*

[Nope]

Nooo! Rant attack had no effect!
Jeff Goldblum i choose you! Use your laughing attack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBxgAmdPQWg

[Purebreedalien]

Here's me thinking kidnapping movie-stars wasn't allowed, then again, imprisoning animals within tiny balls doesn't seem too great either.

*Steals all the Pokemon and holds them ransom*

You can have them back once I get my money! Whoever pays the most gets all of them!

[Nope]

Sooooo your Team Rocket then?

[OmegaZilla]

I give three money trees!

[Geronimo]

*sigh*

I burn them with my magical fire breath?   

[OmegaZilla]

*Quickly goes behind Geronimo, strikes hand on his back and rips spine*
Not my money trees. They are for POKEMANZ!!

[Purebreedalien]

Sooooo your Team Rocket then?

No. No I am not.

I give three money trees!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g5RtRcx3U3M/S_I2gvl7eQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/hzj0aGKGwqU/s1600/money_tree.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g5RtRcx3U3M/S_I2gvl7eQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/hzj0aGKGwqU/s1600/money_tree.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g5RtRcx3U3M/S_I2gvl7eQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/hzj0aGKGwqU/s1600/money_tree.jpg

Highest bidder so far is OmegaZilla, and since Shobidoo hasn't even placed a bid (or expressed interest in even getting is Poke'mon back) I'm leaning toward OmegaZilla's never-ending money tree$. Also, he just saved them from fire. Man's oldest foe. Or greatest ally... whatever.

[Geronimo]

... I'm playing video games now...

[Purebreedalien]

[OmegaZilla]

Moar.

... I'm playing video games now...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:5XSmPI-YjB1BzM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/cartman_screw_you_guys0.jpg&t=1

Hello? *Waves spine*

[Nope]

OH yea well, well. Ill give you 4 money cows!

[OmegaZilla]

They eat money...