The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Activates self destruct*

I only wanted friends!!!    All I could be was SpacePredators evil twin! 

[chupacabras acheronsis]

oh god get me out of here, the ants were carrying a decoy-

[OmegaZilla]

Oh, not decoys! *Uses the shrinking weapon from Honey I shrunk the kids and puts the and in a bottle*
That'd work.

[KIBA918]

*Yawns as presses dagger of time again and everything comes back to normal*

Kiba, let's play some AvP. *Gives Kiba a xBox controller* While I do a pic-nic. *Sips tea*

ok!
*beats OZ 40 to 5*
YES!!!! HA!!!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

heeeelp meeeee....

[Ghost Rider]

*grabs SpacePredator.* You will die. *tears SP to pieces.* *looks at everyone.* Its ok. I'm in control.

[Nope]

Predators? In space!

[First Blood]

Predators? In space!

Well, looks like they have competition!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jLnrUXJNM

[chupacabras acheronsis]

i want to die~...

[Nope]

Predators? In space!

Well, looks like they have competition!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jLnrUXJNM

Mel Brooks! *High five*
*Suddenly, thousands of lolcatz come over the horizon.*
"The invasion has begun!"

[Geronimo]

That has a ring to it. 

[DJ Pu$$yface]

i want to die~...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08

[KIBA918]

Yeah. As far as I see it, were all content to let you die slowly. After all, you have called each one of us a bitch.

[Predator Queen]

i want to die~...

{Blows Chupas head up with her shoulder cannon} wish granted

[Ghost Rider]

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