The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[KIBA918]

*shoots SP in the head with the benelli m1014 shotgun, blowing it away*
stay away from her!

[OmegaZilla]

Yeah, stay away from her, you bi-
No wait, that doesn't work...
*Sits mumbling on what term to use*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*self destructs killing everyone*

[Predator Queen]

{His self Self destruct was contained in a plastic cup}
{Sits down and pulls OmegZilla in her lap and purrs petting him

[DJ Pu$$yface]

GOD... DAMN... YOU...

HELP... MEEE....

[OmegaZilla]

*Seconds before the explosion uses the Dagger of time and time folds on itself*
*10 seconds earlier, as self mumbles, sees the self-destruct device*
What!
*Grabs SP and throws him in midair, then watches the ensuing explosion*

Fireworks...
Wait, all that is vain now...
Some tea PQ?

[Predator Queen]

{Legs go of him and gets her tea set} that would be nice...

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Disappears and reappears, modified*

I am Cyborg-Predator!

[KIBA918]

{His self Self destruct was contained in a plastic cup}
{Sits down and pulls OmegZilla in her lap and purrs petting him

Hey what about me? I gave you blood from a freshly killed predator.
*blows SP up with a grenade*

[Predator Queen]

*Disappears and reappears, modified*

I am Cyborg-Predator!

{Pretends he isn't there} I have raspberry, apple, orange, dandelion, catnip, rose, peppermint, green, gray earl and pomegranate tea OmegaZilla...

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Grabs PQ and stabs his blade up her back until the blade sticks out her mouth*

[OmegaZilla]

*Pushes button on Dagger of Time and returns back in time just as PQ shows off her pic-nic arsenal*
Oh, come on now!
*Grabs SpacePredator's arm and breaks it* Not again... shhh shhh *Takes Spear and melts it*
Ps. I want apples.

[KIBA918]

*gives apples*
can I have some tea?

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Rebuilds arm*

I am part robot.

*Stabs PQ again, and shoots OZ*

[OmegaZilla]

Dejavù... *Pushes Dagger of time again and time refolds again on itself*
*Stops SpacePredator from doing his actions and throws him in an active volcano*
Yeah some tea, thanks... *sips tea*