The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

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Cap. Fitzgerald

NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

chupacabras acheronsis

chupacabras acheronsis

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Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future

Ghost Rider

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.

Cap. Fitzgerald

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.
Im not mortal remember?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future
I could argue but ya, fine lets roll with it. Get in the jeep.

Ghost Rider

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:32:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.
Im not mortal remember?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future
I could argue but ya, fine lets roll with it. Get in the jeep.

Doesn't mean i won't try to kill you.

chupacabras acheronsis

*videogame FX*

and im magically seated next to you.

Cap. Fitzgerald

Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:32:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.
Im not mortal remember?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future
I could argue but ya, fine lets roll with it. Get in the jeep.

Doesn't mean i won't try to kill you.
doesnt mean im not gonna get you out of here first!
*Puts Ghost in the back seat and restrains him there*
Please stay put
*Gives Chupa ear plugs*
Youll need these
*Plays song on the radio*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbL1s9qwBs

Ghost Rider

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:36:42 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:32:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Oct 24, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
NO!
*Continues dragging Ghost along*
Look, theres a jeep right over that hill. Then we can get you to a nice zen garden and you can relax and think about life.

Let go of me, mortal.
Im not mortal remember?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Oct 24, 2010, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Oct 24, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
Dude the only person that can use that is you and maybe OZ!
We all live in places where its banned!

oh god forgive me for what im about to do.

>implying there is law in a zombie future
I could argue but ya, fine lets roll with it. Get in the jeep.

Doesn't mean i won't try to kill you.
doesnt mean im not gonna get you out of here first!
*Puts Ghost in the back seat and restrains him there*
Please stay put
*Gives Chupa ear plugs*
Youll need these
*Plays song on the radio*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbL1s9qwBs

*breaks the retraints and undergoes a startling transformation.*

Cap. Fitzgerald

*Jeep spirals out of control and Chupa cant hear a thing*
LET THE MUSIC CALM YOU DOWN!

Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider is dead. Now there is only VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!!!!


Ghost Rider

Now then the destruction of everyone Ghost Rider knew.

chupacabras acheronsis

That song didn't got to you?

monster.

Ghost Rider

*looks at Chupa.* I'll just start with you.

Cap. Fitzgerald

*Vengeance is thrown from jeep*
Shit. Its going to be like that then.
*Sighs and rips off dog tags then hands them to Chupa*
Keep everyone safe dammit.
*Throws Chupa from jeep into a safe cave*
*Sigh*
*Drives the jeep into a group of zombies causing a massive explosion*
Ugh. Thats it then...
*crumples over and fades away slowly while the radio plays this*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF_qbaWt3Q

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