The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[chupacabras acheronsis]

he got killed in the background. rule of the loser.

now, who do i have to f**k to get you guys help me get Queen and jack her ship?

[Geronimo]

Bull shit I'm not convinced!
Pulls out AA 12!

DO YOU HAVE F**KING TOURETTES?!?!?! CALM THE F**K DOWN!!!!!

Okay. I'm just upset thats all. 

I lost the thing most precious in life because of the back stabber over there! 

[Ghost Rider]

Bull shit I'm not convinced!
Pulls out AA 12!

DO YOU HAVE F**KING TOURETTES?!?!?! CALM THE F**K DOWN!!!!!

Okay. I'm just upset thats all. 

I lost the thing most precious in life because of the back stabber over there! 

I don't have a d**k either.

he got killed in the background. rule of the loser.

now, who do i have to f**k to get you guys help me get Queen and jack her ship?

Let's get that ship already.

[Predator Queen]

{While Geronimo was crying he is picked up off the ground and taken away in the trees}

[Ghost Rider]

F**k.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

oh no you f**king don't-

*grabs geronimo by the foot and pulls him down, slamming him in the ground*

you have butterfingers, queen.

come on! follow her!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Comes down from tree*
Well I cant say this looks like a team orientated group of individuals but we have to work together.
*Gives Sniper to Chupa*
Take that your the best shot.
*Turns around*
Search the bodies and get any weapons you can.
*Walks over to body and picks up an M-16 A1*
I can smell the blood and hate of men, PQ is north.
*Takes multiple extra magazines and two pistols as well as 10 pounds of C4 in seperate bricks*
Follow me.

[Ghost Rider]

*readies shotgun and follows.*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

ohh, M-14. happy birthday to me.

*pets gun with a shit-eating grin as we march*

*notices nobody remembered my birthday*

D:

[Ghost Rider]

Mines better.

[Geronimo]

oh no you f**king don't-

*grabs geronimo by the foot and pulls him down, slamming him in the ground*

you have butterfingers, queen.

come on! follow her!

Ouch! That hurt!

I don't have a d**k either.

Your a skeleton! 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Chupa take grenades.
*Hands him the C4 as well*
You're our support and explosives man. Use the sniper if we get in over our heads

[Predator Queen]

{As they walk to where I am they suddenly find a Playboy in the middle of an open feild}

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Shoots into the trees*
Horny F**k!

[Ghost Rider]

{As they walk to where I am they suddenly find a Playboy in the middle of an open feild}

*ignores Playboy and continues to look for Queen.*