The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Predator Queen]

We dont know him thats why...

[ShadowPred]

Crap.
Did that hit your face?
It was supposed to go in your mouth like so.
*Eats chocolate chunk cookie*

*Throws explosive cookie*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

We dont know him thats why...

*Scratches chin* Well you see about that....

Crap.
Did that hit your face?
It was supposed to go in your mouth like so.
*Eats chocolate chunk cookie*

*Throws explosive cookie*

*Flies back* WTF
Ow. Aright dammit I wont tell

[ShadowPred]

I can't drag this on anymore, lol.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Thats what she said

[ShadowPred]

Thats what she said

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I smell something gooood!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Well you can has cookie if you want.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*sniff*

You're the first one to accept me!!

[KIBA918]

Your a flesh eating zombie.
Whats to like

I'm not exactly a Zombie. I'm an intelligent military experiment...I just like the occasional human meat, that's all...
*nibbles on Predqueens hand a little*
it's not that I want to eat any of you.
*Prepares for a massive bite on Predqueens hand*
IVE NEVER HAD PREDATOR MEAT BEFORE!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAHHHRRR!!!!!

[Ghost Rider]

Your a flesh eating zombie.
Whats to like

I'm not exactly a Zombie. I'm an intelligent military experiment...I just like the occasional human meat, that's all...
*nibbles on Predqueens hand a little*
it's not that I want to eat any of you.
*Prepares for a massive bite on Predqueens hand*
IVE NEVER HAD PREDATOR MEAT BEFORE!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAHHHRRR!!!!!

LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMonolith]

Meh.

(Walks up to Predator Queen with zombie eyes.)
Must give rare steak.

[KIBA918]

*shoots monolith with benelli M1014 shotgun.*
if anybody's gonna eat her head, it's gonna be me!

[TheMonolith]

(Head regenerates.)
Do you have any idea how much that stings?

[KIBA918]

*beats snot out of monolith for 10 minutes straight.*
does THAT sting??