The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Cracks neck*
Ill hold im.
*Shoots down ship*
Not so easy dude.
*Charges Kiba and knocks him over the breaks his back and throws him down*
Heh heh
*Punches Kiba in face and then repeatedly kicks him in the balls for 9 minutes until he coughs up blood*
Ok Game over
*Grabs Kiba by the leg and hold him up in the air as the bombs drop*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*A-10 strafes*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eD_Lo61rAw

*then drops the Cluster bombs*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q0Ulciz6fE

*then the white phosphorus*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTnVGko2eC4

[KIBA918]

*is virtually unscathed. uses legs to break fitz's arm, performs 10 minute combo of punches and kicks to fitz face, neck, and balls. Fitz coughs up bile, blood and puke. Punches into fitzs stomach, breaks spine, pulls out intestines wraps them around neck and crushes neck. Rips out windpipe and stabs fitz in the eye with it. Punches and kicks fitz another 10 minutes pulls skull off of spine and out of skin. Crushes skull*
I never said it'd be easy. I just knew it'd be fun.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjPwBErCXU

just die 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*is virtually unscathed. uses legs to break fitz's arm, performs 10 minute combo of punches and kicks to fitz face, neck, and balls. Fitz coughs up bile, blood and puke. Punches into fitzs stomach, breaks spine, pulls out intestines wraps them around neck and crushes neck. Rips out windpipe and stabs fitz in the eye with it. Punches and kicks fitz another 10 minutes pulls skull off of spine and out of skin. Crushes skull*
I never said it'd be easy. I just knew it'd be fun.

No skin, no organs, no eyes, no nothing in me.
You fail at remembering stuff dude.
*Punches Kiba in face causing him to disintegrate from the damage done by the bombings*
Oh come on
*Kiba reforms*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjPwBErCXU

just die 

*Nothing rises from the ashes*
FINALLY

[KIBA918]

you can't kill me. I keep telling you.
*rises from ashes*
ok, so if you are so immaterial, how can you punch me?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I canbe any state of matter at any time.
In fact I think Ill just choke you.
*Creates Liquid clone that goes into Kibas lungs, not killing him but just keeping him down*
NOW CHUPA! USE THE BURRITO!!!!

[KIBA918]

*heats up throat, turning liquid into gas. Exhales*
the reason you can't kill me is because I am a genetically altered military experiment. I can manipulate any part of my body any way I want to, I don't age, I don't weaken, I don't tire. I can go on forever. I can increase my strength to any degree I desire, same with speed, and my wounds heal almost instantaneously.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I am exactly the same.... Just not military created.
*Teleports Kiba to the sun*
Ok he will take quite a while to get here....
*Pulls out Famas G-2 sniper*
We have to kill Lie now!
He'll just ruin all of our stories and turn them into goth anime romances.

[KIBA918]

*teleports back*
I'll help kill him.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Lead him into a trap then, Ill trust you for now since you seem to stop wanting to kill me.
Ill stay here and set up a nest just try and lead him into my shot.

[SpaceMarines]

*enters thread, looks into sky*

Well, f**k.

*leaves thread*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zvCUmeoHpw

[First Blood]

There's still a chance!

[KIBA918]

what?

[First Blood]

what?

Bruce Willis could save us all from the asteroid.