The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Troll Cat]

see?! i meant nothing. but being invincible and fitz not being but close to being, i defend him at all times

[Ghost Rider]

* rides off to find something to kill.*

[Space Sweeper]

Hes done nothing!

*The Troll cat fires the mini minigun at the strike team killing them as i pick fitz up*

...

but being invincible and fitz not being but close to being, i defend him at all times

He's certainly.. close. You've missed a lot.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

see?! i meant nothing. but being invincible and fitz not being but close to being, i defend him at all times

Dear boy I think you missed the rampage I had before. Not to mention that I dont need to be invincible if I can defend myself.
*Glares at Troll*

[Troll Cat]

hes not invincible, hes just really badass. thats the closest he'll be

[Lie]

In short; he can't defend himself, he needs Troll Cat. 

[Ghost Rider]

see?! i meant nothing. but being invincible and fitz not being but close to being, i defend him at all times

Dear boy I think you missed the rampage I had before. Not to mention that I dont need to be invincible if I can defend myself.
*Glares at Troll*

Rampage my bony a**.

[Space Sweeper]

"Fitzgerald, your request has been put through, the Admiral wants to see you in CIC."

"What about this one, ma'am?"

"Throw him out the airlock."

[Troll Cat]

im wearing halo reach armor. weighs like a ton. so no literal throwing.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Actually.
*Pulls out small sphere*
If I wish to be I could with this serum Omega gave me a long time ago.
But Id rather earn it back

In short; he can't defend himself, he needs Troll Cat. 

And I did just fine before he got here Lie.
*Stabs Lie in open hole in his chest*
Ya know what, screw it

"Fitzgerald, your request has been put through, the Admiral wants to see you in CIC."

"What about this one, ma'am?"

"Throw him out the airlock."

I agree with both statements. Goes to CIC

[Troll Cat]

follows fitz and ignores all attempts to throw me out

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Gives Sweeper repaired female Spartan armor*
Knock yourself out.
*Locks elevator to CIC*

[Space Sweeper]

Actually.
*Pulls out small sphere*
If I wish to be I could with this serum Omega gave me a long time ago.
But Id rather earn it back

In short; he can't defend himself, he needs Troll Cat. 

And I did just fine before he got here Lie.
*Stabs Lie in open hole in his chest*
Ya know what, screw it

"Fitzgerald, your request has been put through, the Admiral wants to see you in CIC."

"What about this one, ma'am?"

"Throw him out the airlock."

I agree with both statements. Goes to CIC

*Juliana takes out M99 syringe and jabs Troll Cat in the neck*
Juliana nods to Sergeant Mathias.

They remove his armor, and put him in the launch bay, locking the bulkheads behind him.

[Ghost Rider]

What are you doing to him!?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Theyre just shooting him at my ship.
He can breathe in space.
Hes a troll