The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*a distant scream from deep into the jungle*

FUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu.....

[SpaceMarines]

Anticipating this, the sleeping gas activates. I turn in my swivel chair to stare at SpaceMarines....I have a gas mask on, hiding my subtle smile of satisfaction.

I'm a replicant; sleeping gas doesn't work.

*takes BLAIN's wallet*

*a distant scream from deep into the jungle*

FUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu.....

...cccccccccckkkkkkk?

[Hive Tyrant]

*looks at Fitz and the Queen*

[Troll Cat]

*hears the scream* "i must save!" *Hears a Spinosaurous roar* "never mind" 

[First Blood]

*looks at Fitz and the Queen*

Holy shit!

*pulls out sword*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Spots Troll cat out on the ocean*
How the frag did you end up on the chopper? You said I left you, but I was in a rush to get going so......
I didnt notice you got on, which is the only way that you could get on the chopper and into the situation your in.
So it would have been better...... if....... I...... left....... you?
*commence headache*

{Was right besides Fitz} want to go to Candy Mountain Fitz?

Not if there are unicorns
*After responding*

*looks at Fitz and the Queen*

Shit.

[Hive Tyrant]

*reveals his arms*



...

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Turns around and yells at PQ*
RUUUNNNNN!!!!!

[First Blood]

*reveals his arms*

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/10391/1104848-fullscreen_capture_8112009_80220_pm.bmp_super.jpg

...

Everbody look out!

[Troll Cat]

*Gets Text message* "oh cool." "hold on Fitz.  ill save you but i need to reply to this text message

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Quick! everybody get in here!

look what i found:

[Hive Tyrant]

[Troll Cat]

*runs to chupa after gathering with Fitz and saving the troll cat from gang of Raptors

[Predator Queen]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/kotskop/HiveTyrantpwningcopy.png

........
{Uses her shoulder cannon and blows the creatures head off}
Do we eat this thing or what?

[Troll Cat]

depends. who tries it first?