The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

You can't find them. You have to piss 'em off, and then they will find you.

[DARIAS93]

You can't find them. You have to piss 'em off, and then they will find you.

How can I piss them off?

[OmegaZilla]

*Shrugs*
I dunno.
*Leaves in Darkness*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

You can't find them. You have to piss 'em off, and then they will find you.

How can I piss them off?

by urinating on top of their heads.

[Puks]

You're surprisingly jolly today, considering Chile lost so badly. 

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Im happy because everybody else is misserable. that kinda cheers you up when you are not the only depressed  f**k-up in the herd. not like i gave too much of a crap about football anyways.

also, NO MORE VUVUZELAS!!!! 

[DARIAS93]

You can't find them. You have to piss 'em off, and then they will find you.

How can I piss them off?

by urinating on top of their heads.

Sounds easy enough. Why don't you try it out?

[OmegaZilla]

THE FFFUUUUUUUU*******KKKKKKK.....!!!!

*Shoots randomly with Bazookas and Caliber 50s*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

BLARGH!!!!! im back!

[Lie]

*Falls magicly from the sky*

"f**k It". 

*Slashs Bio, Omega, Jack (Leon S. Kennedy) and Chupa across the chest*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Uses Spear on Lie, pulls in*
COME HERE!!!!!

*Unleashes vicious 30-hit combo of hits to Lie's Neck, Stomach, Face, Eyes and Groin, performs fatality*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqP1B1NqkmI
Apparently Lie is now wearing some blue ninja suit. I'm just getting started! Who else wants to challenge my superiority?!?!?!?!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

not me. ill take the safe road:

okay boys, Bring the Hammer down!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWGqIDNAohI

[Puks]

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/Slash.jpg

I try my best.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

not me. ill take the safe road:

okay boys, Bring the Hammer down!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWGqIDNAohI

You thought I would fall for such a petty assault?
*Teleports behind Chupa, rips spine out*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4icGh3UPHrY

[chupacabras acheronsis]

well derp. i have no spine. im a damn robot!