The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Hey guys whaddaya think of my new puppy?

He has an absolutely UNBREAKABLE hide!

[Hive Tyrant]

*explodes*

[First Blood]

*opens fire on Biohazard's new pet!*

[Lie]

 

[OmegaZilla]

*Crashes on the end of the cliff*
Uch... *sees that Hive Tyrant has exploded* Um.... Sure now I'll wash my teeth more... if my breath is so nauseating!
Anyway... *Gets back on surface* I'm gonna have a pic-nic! Who's with me? *Gets out a basket*

[Hive Tyrant]

*falls out of the sky next to OZ*
Sure.

[OmegaZilla]

Didn't you go boom?
Anyway, since the fall is very high.... why not have a pic-nic in midair? *Munches Sandwich*

[First Blood]

*throws OZ a parachute*

[OmegaZilla]

O yay a parachute! *Puts on Parachute*
Wanna have a Sandwich, First Blood?

[First Blood]

Sure, Omega! 

*takes a bite*

[Purebreedalien]

*stands and stares*



So... what happens now? Who hired me again?

[OmegaZilla]

Me!

[Purebreedalien]

Deal. Who shall I kill?

[OmegaZilla]

Uwe Boll.
If you want an extra ask!

[Purebreedalien]

Uwe Boll, I can do that.

*teleports out of thread*