The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[scarhunter92]

GOA'ULD SHIELD MOTHERf**kERS! IT CAN RESIST PLENTY OF NUKES AND THAT STUFF!

[SpaceMarines]

Nothing resists the BFG. Nothing!

[scarhunter92]

Nothing resists the BFG. Nothing!

In Stargate SG-1, those shields protected goa'uld warships from bigass overpowered nukes sent from Earth to destroy them.

BEHOLD THE REAL GODS!

[SpaceMarines]

I repeat: nothing.

*gets MacGyver to build an anti-goa'uld shield device, which subsequently destroys scarhunter92's shield*

[BaconBits]

*BaconBits sits there asking MacGyver the same anoying question Hey what cha doin there buddy.*

[Skinner]

*Sets Nova bomb.*

[scarhunter92]

I repeat: nothing.

*gets MacGyver to build an anti-goa'uld shield device, which subsequently destroys scarhunter92's shield*

I guess that works.

*explodes*

I'll transfer my soul to another body, bitches! I'll be back!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

not in my watch.

*starts singing in a pitch so high it stuns everyone around keeping scarhunter from switching bodies*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

[Alien³]

*Stuffs a turd in his singing mouth.*

[scarhunter92]

NOW IT'S MY CHANCE!

*transfers his soul into...*



AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!

*Autobots go pew pew*

[The Ghoul]

*eyes regrow back and uses force storm and shorts out the auto bots* Ok Skinner blow the damn bomb already!!!!! 

[Skinner]

*Blows the bomb.*

[SpaceMarines]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKYpH2BNgE

Well that was anticlimactic.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*as the microwave opens*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmuSck6uoZI

[OmegaZilla]

*Grows into a WereCrocodile*