Ugh...fine. I'll make one.
*Dovahkiin, Predator Queen and Charles Xavier are wandering the plains of Skyrim. Dovahkiin, having just filled up on mead, is quite drunk. Suddenly, a massive coal black dragon flies overhead. It would appear that it is targeting the trio. The dragon lands on a mountain and looks down upon them.*
"So...these are the products of the Pillowfighting thread, eh? Pathetic. I sincerely hope you are all prepared. For I have returned." The dragon says.